People that don't deserve your time? Cut them out. Toxic people? Cut them out. Food you can't stand eating? Cut them out. 🔪🔪🔪
It's 2022, life's too short and time's too precious to waste, and just because you're soft and kind doesn't mean you won't stabby stabby (with wit or otherwise)!

📅  Preorder and Estimated Production Schedule

✅ February 28 - Preorder Starts
✅ March 15 (11:59pm PT) - Preorder Ends, Manufacturer is contacted with orders
✅ March 24 - Order totals received and quotes given. (Estimated turn around time for chosen printing process is roughly 3 weeks.)
March 28 (Estimated) - Production Starts
April 19 (Estimated) - Hoodies are packed and shipped to me
April 28* (Estimated) - I receive hoodies, quality check and fold them
May 2 (Estimated) - Hoodies shipped to you!

*Between April 19th-25th I will be away at Calgary Expo, so shipment receiving and quality checking will be delayed!

Please note that after Preorder Ends, all time frames are estimates! I will keep everyone updated the best I can via my social media!

THIS IS A PREORDER ITEM!

❗ Please Read Carefully❗

✨ First 25 Preorders will receive a Free Sharp & Sassy Puglie Sticker!

Please note that the pictured hoodie is a proof of concept, and not a sample of the final hoodie, which will actually be screen printed and even softer than pictured 👀☁️!

Orders will NOT SHIP until roughly a month and a half after Preorder Ends (est Late April).

Items that you order with a preorder item will be held until all items can be fulfilled!
i.e. If you purchase a keytag and a hoodie in the same order, the keytag will not ship until the hoodie arrives, but will be held and kept snug for you until then! If you purchase a keytag in one order, and create a separate order for the hoodie, the keytag will ship first!

Cancellation and refund requests will be granted so long as it's before the Preorder End date! After the end date, you may contact me to exchange the hoodie for items that total the equivalent of your order!

❗ Hoodie Facts:
- 70% Cotton, 30% Polyester
- Pre-shrunk Premium Heavyweight Fleece, 13.8 oz
- Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton
- Custom screen printed care label
- Screen printed artwork
📏 Size Facts (Width, Length, Sleeve)
- S: 20, 26, 35"
- M: 22, 27, 36"
- L: 24, 28, 37"
- XL: 26, 29, 38"
- 2XL: 28, 30, 39"

Model in the photos is 5’3” wearing a Medium!